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Jumping the Broom (2011)


I thought black weddings were a lot more fun.

It’s a comedic clash of African American cultures when the hoity-toity clan of bride Sabrina Watson (Paula Patton) and the proudly blue-collar family of groom Jason Taylor (Laz Alonso) gather on Martha’s Vineyard to celebrate the couple’s nuptials.

A couple of weeks ago I got these chicken fingers from ACME and inside of them there was this one free coupon for a One-Night DVD Rental from Redbox. Sadly, I used it with this.

What I liked about this film is that there are the occasional little laughs here and there and this film does have a nice heart in the right place. We also see the culture-barrier between high class African-Americans and low class African-Americans, which I haven’t really seen brought up in many films let alone black rom-coms.

However, all of this was taken away once the actual script started to come in play and by God, did it really ruin things. None of this here really seemed real at all and just seemed very tacked on for humor. There’s this character named Amy, played by Julie Bowen, and she has never really been around black people. So she starts to mutter her curiosities about chicken, sunscreen, race, and so many other things that I guess were supposed to be funny but instead just felt forced.

But when the comedy isn’t working so isn’t the drama, and this is even worse. Everything here is a bunch of soap-opera melodrama cliches where everybody talks like their about to cry one minute or start making out the next. There’s all of these little sub-plots that I could keep up with but the problem with this film is that these two big climactic moments within the script come and they just feel like total cliches in and of itself. I guess this film really wanted to bring out some tear-drops from the audience that went to go and see this but here it just made me laugh at what everybody here was saying.

There’s also this big theme about how God is big in all of these people’s lives and to me, it seemed stupid and a bit preachy because all of these people are acting like assholes but when something bad or horrible goes wrong, they started holding the bible praying to “God”. Give me a damn break! There is just some religious themes I can, and then there are others that just make me laugh at the utter stupidity that lies within them.

Although the script blows, I actually did have some fun with this cast. Paula Patton is endearing and sweet as Sabrina; Laz Alonso is pretty charming and believable as Jason; Angela Bassett is pretty good as the stuck-up mother of Sabrina; and Loretta Devine is funny but a little annoying as Jason’s mom, which is probably because her character is such a bitch about the whole wedding cause they want to jump over a broom. Come on! The real revelation of this whole cast is Mike Epps as Uncle Willie who pops up every once and awhile with his hilarious one-liners and brings so much energy to this film every chance he gets.

Consensus: Jumping the Broom has moments of sweetness, much ado to the good cast, but the script here is filled with melodrama cliches, shallow writing, and religious themes that just all forced upon the viewer for no reason.

3/10=SomeOleBullShitt!!

PS Everybody I will be gone for the next three days until Saturday because I’am going to this retreat for my school. So, I won’t have anything new until then but feel free to check any review you want, comment, and even send me some e-mail love for when I get back. I don’t know, just surprise meee! Hope everything is all good when I’m gone and if you need me, you know where to reach me. I think that was a pretty good line right there.

Peace everybody!

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12 responses to “Jumping the Broom (2011)

  1. Russ Nickel September 27, 2011 at 11:06 am

    Haha. Amusing review. I’ll definitely steer clear of this one.

    http://thenickelscreen.com

  2. tajgreene September 27, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Wow your opening sentence is enough to make someone want to slap you…”I thought black weddings were alot more fun”…ummmmm what is that suppose to mean? There are obviously alot of things that happened in this movie that you just don’t get, and I wouldn’t expect you too. Your gripe about issues with the bible and religion being brought up in what seems to be a chaotic situation where people are acting out of their minds is not uncommon. But again, totally over your head…I do agree with your review of the actors performances, but your review of the movie as a whole is a bit out of line and out of your league…I’m just sayin.

  3. Steven Flores September 27, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    Oh man, you were forced to waste a coupon on this. Sorry about that. I hope you get a well-earned break and put out something awesome.

  4. themovieblog8 September 27, 2011 at 11:39 pm

    Great review! I won’t see this.

  5. NeverTooEarlyMP September 28, 2011 at 12:22 am

    I saw this and liked it a bit more than you did. If you think of African American Romantic Comedies as a separate genre or sub-genre, then this film actually played with the elements in some very interesting ways. You caught some of that in uptown/downtown elements. For me, it was an enjoyable summer flick.

    Have a great retreat!

  6. Resmo112 September 29, 2011 at 6:54 pm

    HA I can’t believe you actually watched that movie. They showed the preview for it before insidious when I saw that in the theatres. I was confused

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