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The Three Stooges (2012)


Look what you missed out on Jim Carrey, Sean Penn, and Benicio Del Toro.

While trying to save their childhood orphanage, Moe (Chris Diamantopoulos), Larry (Sean Hayes), and Curly (Will Sasso) inadvertently stumble into a murder plot and wind up starring in a reality TV show.

This has been considered The Farrelly Brother‘s passion project ever since they first broke-out onto the comedy scene with ‘Dumb and Dumber’. And as much as I want to stick up for these guys here as I’ve done in the past, I have to say that I think it’s time for them to choose another hobby if this is their passion.

I’m just going to say it now, I loved The Stooges growing up. I always would sit down on the couch late at night, turn on TV Land or whatever station was playing them and just sit back and laugh my ass off. That said, I was not a huge fan of this movie. Where I think this film hit its problems with even before it was made, was that the film sets these guys in the 21st century, when all of their material was made around the 20’s, 30’s, and 40’s. This means a lot of the comedy that was so fresh, hilarious, and ground-breaking back in those days, may come off as a bit dated and too slap-sticky for some people’s tastes, which is exactly what happens. The Three Stooges have had their own time in comedy history where you can watch any episode of theirs, and you can find something new to laugh at even if it just Moe hitting Larry over the head with a hammer. However, placing them in a time where stuff like this is usually a lame way of getting laughs, definitely makes it a big stretch.

You would also think that since this project has been in development for so damn long that everybody involved would actually come up with some new stuff that would still be loyal to The Stooges but also make us laugh, right? However, that’s not the case and instead we get a bunch of material we have seen used from them time and time before such as these guys hitting each other in the head, somehow tied together by a plot of saving an orphanage and having these guys realize that they all love each other. It’s definitely weak in plot terms, but I wasn’t going to see this movie for an Oscar-winning plot, I just wanted to see some funny stuff happen and I barely got that.

I’m over here trashing this film like no other but I honestly can’t say that I didn’t laugh at this because believe it or not, there were a couple of real chuckles that come out of me during this one. I knew what to expect from The Stooges right beforehand so all of the hitting and biting was a little annoying for me, but the moments when Larry is dropping puns out the wah-zoo all had me laughing and even a couple of other wise-cracks throughout the film had me cracking up too. Probably my favorite part of this whole movie that may be worth the price of admission (that is, if you go to see this) is when Moe gets to go on “Jersey Shore” and he practically beats the crap out of every cast member, Stooges style. It was very funny to see not only because I would love to see these bastards actually get beat up like this in real-life, but because it showed a pop-culture reference that actually worked here even though having the cast on is pretty much a pop-culture reference in and of itself.

As much as people may be bitching and complaining about how two comedic legends like Del Toro, Penn, and grand thespian Carrey didn’t get into this after all, you can’t really complain with the actual cast of guys they have playing the famous Stooges. Sean Hayes does a great job as Larry with a pitch-perfect Philly accent (trust me, I should know); Will Sasso does a very tolerable job as Curly and not only looks, but sounds exactly like him the whole time; and Chris Diamantopoulos may not be as impressive here as Moe, but he still has plenty of moments where he gets to strut his comedic stuff as well. All three guys do great impersonations of The Stooges and even though I won’t go so far as to say that they evolve into these roles, they do nice jobs of not ruining their legacies either.

The supporting cast is kind of lame but I think that’s why The Stooges were basically front and center just about the whole time. Jane Lynch does absolutely nothing funny here as Mother Superior, and I don’t know if that was on purpose or that she just didn’t feel like being funny; Larry David started to get really annoying with his raspy/transgender-like voice as the appropriately named Sister Mary-Mengele; Jennifer Hudson is only here to stretch some of her vocal chords for one scene where she breaks out into song and that’s pretty much it; and Sofía Vergara is definitely a great sight to look at and also knows how to make herself look like a goof, but maybe it’s time I saw something new from her. Lame supporting cast but that’s basically why it’s called ‘The Three Stooges’ in the first place.

Consensus:  The Three Stooges is not as bad as I (along with plenty, plenty others) was expecting it to be, but it still features tired jokes and a supporting cast that isn’t very funny either. However, if you loved The Three Stooges, and grew up watching them, then this is the film for you because anything that you could ever want from a Three Stooges movie is here, with the extra hit to the head with Moe’s hammer. Even though I did used to watch them and love them, the film is a little stretched out a bit too far.

3/10=Garbage!!

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13 responses to “The Three Stooges (2012)

  1. AuthorChristopherLong April 14, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Hey Dan O,

    I spent my “Opening Weekend” scratch on seeing “Blue Like Jazz,” so “The Stooges” will likely have to wait until next week. Like you, I’m also a fan of Larry, Moe and Curly, but my expectations for this film have been low since day one, but like I said, that probably won’t keep me out of the theater. I respect and trust your opinions. Hence this review is pretty much what I was expecting and I take your words as “Gospel.” Thanks for the heads up.

    -Chris

  2. twodudereview April 14, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    Dan,

    I’m glad to see you confirmed exactly what I had anticipated; a movie that stinks like a pile of garbage that’s been sitting out in the hot sun for weeks.

  3. sanclementejedi April 14, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Dan, this looks like one of those occasions where the trailer for the film is spot on. This looked terrible right from jump street.

  4. CMrok93 April 14, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    Basically it’s another one of those deals. Thanks man!

  5. Steven Flores April 14, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    I refuse to see this. The Farrelly Brothers has continually let me down since the debacle that was “Shallow Hal”. I didn’t think they could outdo themselves after “The Heartbreak Kid” which I think is one of the worst movies ever made. Maybe this will top that and I think I’ll pass on that “Dumb & Dumber” sequel they want to make.

    • CMrok93 April 14, 2012 at 9:54 pm

      I really don’t think they should do the sequel, even if Carrey is down for it. Thanks Steve! Don’t check it out if you’re honestly that angered at them.

  6. reel411 April 14, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    ahahah! GARBAGE! it looks like it. and not even the supporting cast is really present? they would be the biggest draws for the movie. ugh

  7. Evan Crean April 15, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    I love the Farrelly Brothers, but I just could not get excited about this movie no matter how hard I tried.

  8. stevemassart April 17, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    Not interested in seeing this at all. Shame on the Farrelly’s

  9. Kenneth April 18, 2012 at 2:02 am

    I guess I am in the minority here. It far exceeded my expectations and I thought it was hilarious. It is not Shakespeare of course but I enjoyed it and the kids around me who were watching it, loved it.

  10. Nathan April 20, 2012 at 7:50 am

    Only reason I want to see this movie is to support my buddy Kirby Heyborne but maybe I’ll just pirate it…

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