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Taken 2 (2012)


Dude, just stay away from foreign countries.

He came, he saw, he kicked-ass, and took his daughter back (Maggie Grace), and basically lived a life he thought was all fine and dandy, until now. That’s right, this time around, it’s Neeson’s wife (Famke Janssen) who is kidnapped and instead of Paris, it’s going to be Istanbul, and it’s all by the man (Rade Sherbedgia) who wants revenge on Neeson for what he did to his family.

In all honesty, I was very surprised by how much of a success Taken was when it was released way back when in 2009. It did feature a pretty cool trailer, but for what was essentially a pretty lame thriller idea, with a big-name that hasn’t really been big since the first Star Wars prequel, and to top it all off, a film that was released in the dead-heart of January, aka a time nobody goes to see movies cause they’re all pooped-out from seeing the same crap, drunk on egg nog for the past 2 weeks. So, that’s basically why I never understood how the hell it was numero uno at the box-office for about 3 weeks, boosted Qui-Gon Jinn’s career back-up to “action hero” stardom, and made itself destine for a sequel, and possibly more. However, despite all my angry ranting and rambling, I can’t say I hate the idea of a sequel to that film, especially when this is the type of stuff we get.

Even though I wasn’t a huge fan of the original, Taken still had it’s moments of fun that made the final-product all the more enjoyable. The problem I had with that story was how it would always start-and-stop and always kill the momentum it had going for itself, by focusing too much on the whole internal-crisis that was going on with Neeson and the thought of his daughter going out there and bangin’ dudes under the influence of drugs. I’m not saying he’s wrong to be upset about that, but come on man, go out there and start shootin’ some fuckers and get revenge. That’s exactly what this film is from the 25-minute mark to the end of the whole movie. Need I remind you, that the whole movie itself runs a steady and swift 91 minutes, so that’s basically about an hour of pure mayhem, fun, action, and Oskar Schindler looking as bad-ass as he can look.

Director Olivier Megaton obviously knows the type of movie he’s making here, and you know what? He doesn’t care what you think about it or how you want to look at, he’s having fun and that’s all that matters to him, as it should because it had an extremely positive effect on a group of a d-bags like my friend and I who went to go see this. What’s so exciting and fun about this action is that there is never a dull moment in it to where you think, “Oh great, they’re slowing things down to focus on character-development.” Nope, there’s none of that at all here because we already know who these characters are, what purpose they serve to the story, and why they are motivated to save each other’s lives. We don’t need any freakin’ back-story, we need some freakin’ action and that’s exactly what Megaton delivers on.

However, this is obviously the case where you may have to not only leave your brain at the door, but also have it delivered to you when you’re sleeping in the middle of the night so you sure as hell don’t remember half of the crap you see here because the more you think of it, the more you’re going to ask yourself, “What in the fuck did I just watch?”. Seriously, this movie is one of the dumber ones I have seen the whole year so far and in ways, that’s a compliment, and in others, it’s too distracting to even be considered anything. It’s just there and never seems to go away.

For instance, one of the only subplots that make a difference in this “story” is how Neeson’s daughter is finally learning how to drive with a permit. Now, anybody that ever remembers having a permit, sure as hell remembers how hard it was to go 5 mph down a long-road without falling to the side of the road at least once. I sure as hell do, and if that’s not the exact type of example that has happened to you, something along those lines definitely have and it just goes to show you that when you’re driving a car with your permit, shit is pretty stressful. That’s what really took me by surprise here as the daughter not only goes over 80 mph in very tight and narrow side-streets, but does it all without barely hitting anything, and/or crashing it in the first five-seconds of being behind the wheel. Honestly, it wouldn’t have been so bad either, if it hadn’t been going on for 5 minutes where it was just her driving as if she was taking over Ryan Gosling’s job from Drive, when in reality, the girl still doesn’t know how to master the art of parallel parking, if there ever was one (you city people know what I’m talking about). This example is just one of the many, I do repeat, many of times that this movie just comes off as downright stupid and if you don’t like that with you’re action movies, then stay the hell away and go off and wait for The Avengers 2 to come out in 2014, or whenever the hell Joss Whedon has that planned.

Once again, much to my douchy surprise, Liam Neeson is the big-draw with this flick and as so he should be, the guy still has the talent to pull a character like Bryan Mills, off perfectly. Neeson just has this certain amount of likability and warmth to him that makes you sympathize with his over-protective ways and also make you believe that he’s got everything under-control, when half of the time he’s got a gun pointing straight at his dome. But Neeson is also able to totally switch that off in a heartbeat and make him, your worst nightmare by pulling out all of the stops to succeed in the end and do everything in his power, to kick the ever-loving shit out of you. Neeson does that so well here, but I think it’s his time to eventually hang-it up after this, at least with action anyway. It’s not that Neeson isn’t good nor believable with these roles, because he surprisingly is, it’s just that he seems to old (60) for a role that has the guy moving around, shooting guns, beating the tar out of dudes half his age, and still not be able to break a bone of get a hernia. I love you and all, Liam, but maybe it’s time to go back to drama and see if you got one, last Oscar-push left in ya. That’s all I’m saying, though.

Maggie Grace, despite her out-of-nowhere expertise of driving, does a nice job as the sweet but determined daughter of Bryan, but also seems a bit hard to believe as a girl that is still 17 and going for her learner’s permit. It also surprised me that the first-shot of her that we get is her getting groped by her boy-toy, when in reality, I would think that someone who just got drugged-up and raped by a bunch of Russian mobsters, would still feel a little dramatized and not allow anyone to touch her in that way and to just take it slow. Basically, any girl that’s like that with me would be tossed-out as quick as 1-week old pie, but since it’s Maggie Grace, ehh, I think can withstand the wait. Rade Sherbedgia is here in his 100,000th anniversary appearance as playing the stereotypical, Russian villain that never seems to do a nice thing throughout the whole movie, and is still pretty good at it, even if his character does seem a bit overly-dicky with what he’s doing. I mean honestly, if this guy was a real Russian mobster, wouldn’t he at least understand that family-values are family-values and shouldn’t really blame Bryan for going out there and killing his son, considering his son attacked, drugged-up, and captured Bryan’s daughter? I don’t know, maybe I’m thinking about it too much but doesn’t sound like a real mobster to me. Where’s Don Corleone when you need him?

Consensus: Taken 2 is your typical unneeded, stupid, and unintentionally sequel that seems to get pushed-out every couple of times a year, but for this time, it’s actually fun and keeps your eyes moving along with the quick-fire pace at 91 minutes of pure adrenaline fun, and Liam Neeson bad-assery.

5.5/10=Rental!!

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21 responses to “Taken 2 (2012)

  1. Terry Malloy's Pigeon Coop October 5, 2012 at 8:14 am

    I had a feeling this was gonna sit firmly in the ‘meh’ category and it seems all the reviews are proving just that. This sequel was clearly never going to exist originally, but they decided to cash in on the sleeper success of the original. Great review Dan!

  2. Fogs' Movie Reviews October 6, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Yup. Spot on. This one is as forgetable as it comes.

    LOL@ being able to have your brain delivered to you. :D I dont know if I’d trust that… I’d forget to leave a tip!

  3. JustMeMike October 6, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    Nice review – but Maggie did have a number collisions driving that Mercedes taxi – not of the head-on and you die variety – but more of the scrape the wall, sideswipe the police car, make brief contact with a parked car – that kind.

    And Rade wasn’t playing a Russian mobster – no – these guys were all Albanians.

    Like Fog, and Terry commented and as you said – this one wasn’t necessary and won’t be remembered exceot for being an unnecessary remake.

    Last – didn’t you think that film was overcut – as in about 3 or 4x times the number of edits needed. It was driving me up the wall. Maybe this was how they covered up Neesn’s likely slower reflexes.

    As you said – he is 60.

  4. reel411 October 7, 2012 at 1:29 am

    LOL. i figured this movie would be like the original (which i liked). if that’s the main critique, then the movie sounds still watchable to me

  5. zenexo October 7, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    no way I’m going to the theaters for this one. I simply thought the original was ok, didn’t need a sequel. Also his wife was an absolute bitch in the first movie. Should have left her kidnapped.

  6. Marshall October 7, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    I get the feeling that seeing the original “Taken” means you have seen all that “Taken 2″ has to offer. But judging from the $50 million opening, these movies are going to start getting cranked out like “Final Destination” or “Saw” movies.

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  8. Benedict October 8, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    Lol at your observations about Maggie driving :) Yeah, the movie was a fun ride, huge bumps and all. I still consider the map quest to be brilliant (poor car though, haha).

  9. Rissi October 13, 2012 at 3:14 am

    Irrespective of the recycled plot, I thought this was a fantastic thriller. I enjoyed every second of it. The first film also was a great concept and was actually a suspense film with “heart.” When I go to the movies, I am looking to be entertained not necessarily challenged.

    Thanks for dropping by my blog again!

  10. Somaya October 13, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    Your review made me laugh…of course not as much as the movie itself did :)

    We agree 99% of the way – the only difference is that you cut the film some slack as you never really liked the first film, whereas I went mad because I enjoyed the first film tremendously, and this one infuriated me.

    By the way, we both obviously had a ‘wtf’ reaction to Kim’s driving skills in Istanbul…in fact, I kept calling her Ryan Gosling when I was watching the film. I don’t know if you noticed, but they actually used the same (or very very similar) music from the first getaway scene from Drive. Yes. WTF.

    Anyway, very amusing review…

  11. bakedmoviereviews October 17, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    You’re right about Maggie Grace. In the first movie I had such a hard time believing she was some innocent teenager after seeing her in Lost.

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