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Need for Speed (2014)


Next best thing to do after selling the dopest meth? Drive cars. Betch.

After one of his best buddies tragically dies in a street-racing incident, driver/auto-mechanic Tobey Marshall (Aaron Paul) is thrown into jail, even if he isn’t the one who caused the accident. That title blame should go towards Dino Brewster (Dominic Cooper), an entrepreneur who decides that he’s had enough of Tobey’s ways of showing-off, and wants him gone. Well, in his case: Mission accomplished. Tobey takes the jail-card for a little over two years and you’d think he’d learn his lesson. But nope, as soon as he walks right out of jail, he meets up with his good buddy (Scott Mescudi, aka, “the Man on the Moon”) and they’ve already deviled-up a plan that consists of them getting into this big, annual race to settle the score once and for all. And by actually getting into that race and therefore, being able to face-off against Dino once and for all, Tobey would have to strut his stuff all the way from New York to California, in hopes that the tournament-owner (Michael Keaton) will see him, be impressed and allow him to qualify for the race. However, when you’re driving a fast-as-hell Mustang, and traveling cross-country, it’s a bit hard to stay out of harm’s way, or the law’s way, to be even more exact.

Don’t worry, I get that this is based-off the video-game because I myself, back in my younger days, actually played it and loved the hell out of it. So that means I understand that this movie isn’t devoid from the same material as those the Fast & the Furious movies, but here’s what I can’t seem to wrap my head around: Why would you even bother trying to make a whole other street-racing movie, when that franchise has been kicking ass for quite some time. Sure, right now it has run into a bit of a hurdle, but from what it seems like, they’ve bounced right back and already have a movie zooming into theaters sometime soon.

"YO MISTAAA WHITTEEEE!!!"

“YO MISTAAA WHITTEEEE!!!”

So I ask once again: Why does this movie, another street-racing genre-pick need to exist?

Well, the simple answer is: To make money. That’s it and nothing about it.

That’s all Hollywood is really concerned with, so instead of just making up another story about a bunch of people who like to do underground, street-racing, why not just adapt the story itself from a video-game? Or better yet, how about we just take a random, conventional story, plop the title of the video-game on it and then be able to say, “Oh no, it’s different”? Because that’s exactly what it seems like they did here.

Not only did they take a video-game that people know and definitely love, but they’ve also brought-back the “street-racing movie” genre, back to its root. See, in this day and age where most of our street-racing movies are getting themselves further and further away from the driver-seats, and more into whatever type of action most blockbusters follow, this movie wants us to remember what it’s like to feel the rush of the velocity in the air; the constant life-or-death aspect that comes into the equation when driving insane, ludicrous speeds; and also, how cool you can look and be, when you’re driving a sexy-as-hell ride, yo. And I have no problems with those types of movies whatsoever, in fact, I welcome it, but there’s something here that just really knocked me down, again and again; and I think that all comes down to the fact that this is just about over two-hours.

Yep, it’s that long, and trust me, it does not need to be one bit. Sure, most of the premise revolves around these characters getting from one end of the U.S., to the other, all by vehicle, but they could have easily tightened that part up, or gotten rid of it all the same. Much rather, they could have just had this story focus in on how this Tobey guy wanted to extract revenge in any way possible, and by doing so, he decides to challenge him to the almighty, climactic final race of a life time. That would have been really simple, swift and good for the movie itself, had they decided to go in that direction.

BUT NO!! Instead, we had to get a cross-country field-trip that is about as exciting as being on a chariot with your mom (except we do get to see these people pass an RV), that features these people driving a whole heck of a lot, and pulling-off some mean, nasty and dangerous stunts, just all for the sake that this Tobey guy can get a chance to get his revenge, clear his name and show this baddie whose boss. It’s weird, because although I’m usually good at suspending my disbelief for any movie, just as long as it’s fun, but I just couldn’t here. Every time Tobey would be driving on the wrong side of the road, having near, head-on collisions with various other cars or almost killing a load of pedestrians, I couldn’t help but feel bad for all of them, not Tobey.

In fact, I felt like he, as well as all of his buddies that lent him a helping-hand in all of these shenanigans, were actually somewhat of dicks. Not only did they want to get a chance to prove themselves as a bunch of mofo’s who know a thing or two about racing cars, but they were so dedicated to do so, that they just didn’t care about what the hell else, or who else it was that was around them. They just kept on driving, and driving, and driving, and driving, and after awhile, it downright nearly killed me. By the hour-and-a-half mark, I had about had it up to here with all of the constant revving of the engine, the spinning of the wheels and the violent car-crashes being after-thoughts. Usually I don’t care for this type of petty-stuff in better movies, but here, I totally did and it got to me.

However, what sucked the most, is that I knew I had about 30 or so more minutes left to go.

Like. what is she doing?!?!? Chicks aren't supposed to be doing that, right?

Like, what is she doing?!?!? Chicks aren’t supposed to be doing that, right?

As much as I felt bad for myself, I couldn’t help but want to extend my tender love and care towards the cast, who clearly showed up, trying their hardest. Sadly though, barely anybody comes out of this movie unscathed; not even Aaron Paul. I must say that for Aaron Paul, head-lining in a major-motion blockbuster, post-Breaking Bad, is definitely an inspired, if ambitious choice on his part, but it comes off more like a paycheck gig than anything else. The script only allows him to grit his teeth, stare out from the driver’s seat as he grips the steering-wheel and, occasionally yell whenever necessary. There are some bits and pieces of his natural-charm sprinkled throughout, but overall, it’s just a weak performance from somebody who deserves so much damn better. Oh well, can’t feel too bad though, because he most definitely got a nice, new beach house out of this.

Another strange aspect behind this movie is the fact that both Scott Mescudi and Dominic Cooper are given top-billing in this movie, despite most of the world not knowing exactly who the hell they are (especially Cooper). Sure, people know Scott Mescudi if you’ve ever listened (*cough cough* gotten high) to Kid Cudi’s music, but you’d never know that it was him in this movie, just by reading the poster or the advertisements; same goes for Cooper, who was probably just given a chance to be a big name because he plays the main-baddie here. Regardless of all of this talk, neither are very good, which may be a case of the script, or it may just be because they both read it wrong. Either way, something wasn’t mixing well here and there needs to be someone to blame. My heart tells me the script, but my head tells me the actors themselves. I don’t know. Let me just move the hell on.

The only two in this movie who inject some form of life or energy to be found in this piece whatsoever are Imogen Poots and Michael Keaton. Poots is becoming another one of my famous “darlings” because, as of late, I’ve seen her show-up in stuff and just bring so much life into whatever it is that she’s doing. She’s wonderful here as the British, quirky, free-spirited and very smart gal that Tobey gets stuck riding with for this long trip of theirs, even if it does seem like the script treats her as both “annoying” and “unnecessarily emotional”. I mean, she sticks up for herself, knows a thing or two about cars and even gets behind-the-wheel on more than a few occasions, what the hell is so wrong about that? Damn, men and all their misogyny! As for Keaton, I think we all know by now how hilarious, fun and awesome this guy can be, and that’s no different here. I’ll just leave it like that. On a positive note, despite the fact that the movie was a stinker.

Consensus: Car-junkies will probably love every bit of the two-hour-long Need for Speed movie, however, for everybody else, it will become a real bore, real soon and barely ever change from being anything but.

3 / 10 = Crapola!!

Still see no turn-signals on.

Pick a lane, bud!

Photo’s Credit to: IMDBColliderJobloComingSoon.net

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44 responses to “Need for Speed (2014)

  1. whitdenton98 March 14, 2014 at 4:13 am

    Yikes, sounds pretty bad. I think I’d rather rewatch Fast Five than see this. I haven’t even watched Breaking Bad so I see no reason to watch this. Oh well. Really good review though!

  2. Tom March 14, 2014 at 4:47 am

    Good review Dan, I’d agree the movie wasn’t very good at all. The writing was absolutely horrible but I actually did not flat-out hate it. I’m glad that you thought Imogen Poots and Michael Keaton were best of the lot here because I did too they made the movie more enjoyable. I loved the racing sequences but I’d agree, it got numbing after awhile. There was so much of it

  3. JustMeMike March 14, 2014 at 4:55 am

    Street racing? – Rebel Without a Cause (James Dean)
    Cross country field trip – Smokey and the Bandit (Burt Reynolds)

    Are you saying this one fits somewhere in between in theme but is nowhere in sight in terms of value or worth?

    So if the script mostly allows him to just grit his teeth as he stares at us from behind the wheel with a few shouts here and there — how is that an inspired choice of a role by Mr. Paul? Or is it just a paycheck film for him? It is like you rolled a carpet out for we readers and for Aaron Paul to stride on, but then you yanked it out from under.him.

    Then later you say your heart tells you it is the script , then you say your heads is all for calling out the actors.

    Besides that = I liked the wrap up – with the high praise for Keaton despite the fact that the film was a stinker. Then calling it ‘on a positive note’/

    Priceless

  4. Natasha March 14, 2014 at 6:59 am

    Good review! I saw the trailer for this and even that showed (to me) that it was going to be bad. I will rather stick with Fast and the Furious for my fast car fix!

  5. Terry Malloy's Pigeon Coop March 14, 2014 at 7:06 am

    Man this looks terrible. I love Aaron Paul but this is clearly a cash grab by him. They wanted a hot name and he wanted to drive around in fast cars. Both got their wish but the result seems awful.

  6. mikeyb @ screenkicker March 14, 2014 at 7:09 am

    Why is it so long!!! Also I can’t take a film seriously when the main character is called Tobey

  7. Mark Walker March 14, 2014 at 7:59 am

    Oh dear! I was wondering how Aaron Paul would fair with his transistor to movies but it would seem he’s not off to best of starts. Good work Dan.

  8. thomasjford March 14, 2014 at 8:52 am

    Seeing as I have no interest in cars at all, and have never even seen a F&F movie, I’m steering (pun intended) well clear of this! Aaron Paul, from Breaking Bad to this. Why oh why!

  9. Pop Eye March 14, 2014 at 9:27 am

    Nice review, Dan! I disagree with most of it (as you know), but I like the Imogen Poots shout-out: wonderful and underrated actress.

  10. Russel DDK March 14, 2014 at 10:08 am

    Was so looking forward to this for 3 reasons – I love car based movies (Smokey and the Bandit and some of the Fast & Furious Films are among my all time fav movies), it was based of a popular video game which like you I too enjoyed back in the day, & I was interested to see why had Aaron Paul chosen this after Breaking Bad. After reading your review, Dan, I’m not that keen on this movie. Maybe I’ll give it a try at home sometime later.

  11. jjames36 March 14, 2014 at 11:05 am

    I expected this to be wretched. Not surprised to see you confirm as much. Good review.

  12. guysfilmquest March 14, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    Thanks for the heads-up on this one! I figured its quality was going this route, and you basically confirmed it for me. I’ll either wait for DVD or won’t watch at all. More time for Grand Budapest Hotel! (not that there was any question about that one)

  13. keith7198 March 14, 2014 at 12:54 pm

    This one hasn’t interested me from the start. Perhaps the only mildly interesting thing would be the fact that very little CGI was used. But that’s not enough for me to shell out 10 bucks and a trip to the theater to see it!

  14. devnicsmith March 14, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    I’m a huge Fast and Furious fan, so when I saw the trailer for the first time I knew it wouldn’t hold
    a candle to them. Good to know I shouldn’t waste my time. Great review!

  15. dbell94 March 14, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    my mans Aaron Paul did it all for the money bitch!!!!!

  16. Three Rows Back March 15, 2014 at 12:15 am

    I’d love to say I’m surprised, but boy the trailer for this looked lame!

  17. reel411 March 15, 2014 at 12:53 am

    ugh i am so over the street racing movies.

  18. angie chui March 15, 2014 at 5:21 am

    Awww, I was so looking forward to seeing it because of Aaron Paul! Bummer

  19. The Hot Rod March 15, 2014 at 5:30 am

    I’m sorry, but every time I see this film advertised or written about, I keep coming back to that line from Top Gun, and it ruins it for me.

    This sounds like stupid fun, though.

  20. Pass the Popcorn! March 15, 2014 at 5:20 pm

    Wow, I expected this movie to be bad, but this bad? I personally hate the earlier Fast & Furious movies and was somewhat hoping this movie would be above all that street racing crap. I feel sorry for Aaron Paul because this could easily mean his career has irrevocably gone down the drain.

    Dorian

  21. Casey Douglass March 16, 2014 at 9:28 am

    Hi Dan, Great review. You hit the nail on the head with the whole “why is this film being made when we have had numerous Fast and Furious films scratching that itch for years” sentiment. That was exactly my first thought.

    I also rolled my eyes at them having to race to sort things out once and for all. I just don’t find that interesting.

    Thanks for the kind comment on my 300:Rise of an Empire review too :).

  22. Zoë March 18, 2014 at 8:07 am

    LOL! Wow, this just looks like it failed every which way possible!

  23. Chris March 20, 2014 at 3:10 am

    Can’t say I agree here, Dan. I’m hardly a car junkie, yet I didn’t find a moment of this movie to be a bore. I thought this was even more entertaining than any of the Fast & Furious flicks, personally. ;)

  24. Daniel Prinn March 24, 2014 at 2:03 am

    I didn’t hate it. I thought Paul was pretty good, only seeing him in this and The Last House on the Left. (I just started watching Breaking Bad this weekend. It’s awesome.) He had some decent fierceness with his teeth-gritting. I’m really loving Imogen Poots lately, I fell in love with her in That Awkward Moment. She can give me enjoyment from any ‘meh’ film (i.e., “That Awkward Moment,” and this). I don’t remember any storyline at all in the video games, just random racing, so they made a crappy story about this. I was surprised that it was just almost literally just a road trip movie. A few races, but still… And why did the guy who bought the Ford Mustang lend the car to Tobey in the first place? Had to wonder about that plot point. I didn’t fully dislike this movie, but it’s nothing special. I wonder if it would have been much better if George’s brother John Gatins had wrote this. With writing credits on “Flight” and “Coach Carter,” he probably coulda done a better job with this.

  25. thycriticman March 24, 2014 at 7:48 am

    Sour eh? Video game adaptions never really get the correct treatment. It is a real shame. I love Kid Cudi and have actually seen the dude in concert numerous times so I will excited to see him in a bigger role. However, I do believe you about Cooper. From what I’ve seen from him, he absolutely sucks…..

  26. Nostra March 27, 2014 at 12:43 pm

    Although I’m not a gearhead I did have a good time with it. Sure its story is pretty bad, but I liked the racing. One thing I did not like was the accident. This guy is supposed to be one of the best drivers in existence and he just leaves a driveway without looking?

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