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Sabotage (2014)


SabotageposterIf it was more like the song, we’d be better off. And yes, I do mean the same running-time as well.

During one raid on a drug cartel’s safe house, an elite DEA task force, led by a bad-ass known as “Breacher” (Arnold Schwarzenegger), find all of themselves stuck at a bit of a crossroads: Either get rid of the money and act as if they never saw this many of billions and billions of dollars; or, take most of it all for themselves and blow up the rest? Well, being that these peeps aren’t all that sane or smart in the heads, they decide to go with the later-option, thinking that no harm whatsoever could come of it. How wrong they were. Because see, when these lovely gentleman’s and lady go to fetch the money they’ve left for themselves, they find it all gone, therefore raising the government’s suspicion on their missions and what it is exactly that they do. Things get even worse when, six months later, two members of the squad turn-up dead, which automatically leads each and every person to the conclusion that whoever is doing this, is getting revenge for their money being stolen/destroyed. This is when Investigator Caroline Brentwood (Olivia Williams) is called on to the scene, even if she is a bit out-of-her-reach with how twisted and disturbing this case turns out to be.

In all honesty, I truly am glad to see Arnie getting his full-on, big screen comeback. Seriously, I am. The guy more than deserves it. Besides when is it never a pleasant sight to see when one of your childhood, film-heroes gets put back on the big screen for another go at the movies?

However, the movies that Arnold has been trying to re-invent his career with, well, haven’t been so great. The Last Stand was okay, if tonally off; both of the Expendables featured what seemed to be him just hanging out on-set for a day or two, collecting his paycheck and saying, “I’m back”, more than a hundred-and-fifty times; and Escape Plan, despite being with another one of my childhood heroes, Sly Stallone, still wasn’t exactly what I had in my mind when I imagined those two getting together for a long time in a full-length, feature-flick. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed all of these movies, but I still can’t help but have the feeling like I’m being let-down by one of my favorites.

They just can't wait for their next taste of blood, with a side-dish drug money.

They just can’t wait for their next taste of blood, with a side-dish drug money.

That’s why when I saw something as brutal, gritty and relatively “different” for Arnie to tackle, even as late as he may be in his career, there was a part of me that still got that urge to get right up out of my seat and into the nearest theater right as soon as possible. That’s just how much I truly do love and adore Arnie, even if he has had a couple of missteps along the way. Then again though, what major, motion-picture movie star hasn’t?!?!?

You could say “Brad Pitt”, or “Leonardo DiCaprio”, or, if you really wanted to ruffle some feathers, “George Clooney”. But okay, fine! That’s not the point! What my point is, is that I was excited and interested in seeing what this was going to turn out to be, yet ever so hesitant as well.

Sadly, my hesitance paid-off. Damn me and my hesitance.

Where I think this movie mostly fails, is in the writing of David Ayer. Now, I know what most of you are probably thinking, that this is the same guy who wrote both Training Day and End of Watch, two great cop movies about cops being, well, cops, and with all of the added-on badassery that just comes along with the job. Though I don’t love those two movies nearly quite as much as others do out there in the world, I still give Ayer the benefit of the doubt for at least shedding light on our men and woman in uniform, while also showing them as being “humane”, and not just a bunch of chumps who have nothing else better to do than pull people over, give random tickets, and eat Dunkin’ Donuts. He clearly has love and respect for those in blue, which translates well into his screenplays, making them more character-driven than any other cop movies out there.

However, here with Sabotage, something went terribly wrong. Not only is the screenplay terrible, with lines of dialogue that even someone like Michael Bay would even scoff-at, but every character you see here is as thin as Kate Moss in her prime, if that. Nobody here really seems to have much of a soul, conscience or mind when it comes to doing what it is that they are supposed to do, which is ridding this world of drugs, those who supply it and the dirty money they make off of it. These are the types of people we’re supposed to feel safe with, knowing that they are out there trying to eliminate the scum from our streets; but here, with these buffoons, I felt the exact opposite.

The DEA task force we’re told to sympathize with early-on, feel like a bunch of crazy, high-as-hell misfits that don’t do drugs. Instead, they just get high on holding guns, throwing on their bullet-proof vests and getting out there, and lighting some people (or anything they can get their hands on) on fire. Ayer portrays them all as a bunch of dysfunctional, nearly-psychopathic nut-jobs that you’d never want to be at a party with, let alone want to hear on the receiving-end of your drastic, important 911 call. They’re the kind of people that would much rather be guzzling down some brews, getting in their cars and driving down to the nearest jail-house where they can most likely beat the hell out of whatever sad-sacks got stuck in the slammer for the night and piss on them when they’re down.

I know she's supposed to look like a 13-year-old boy, but she pulls it off in a hot way. Just saying. Don't call the cops on me. Please.

I know she’s supposed to look like a 13-year-old boy, but she pulls it off in a hot way. Just saying. Don’t call the cops on me. Please.

I know I sound a little extreme with my description, but I’m dead serious; these people are whack-jobs and barely any of them are worth your time. Not even Arnie’s “Breacher”. Hell, I’d say that Breacher is probably the weakest-character Arnie has played in awhile, if only because Ayer relies on him too much for acting. It should be a common-known fact by now that even though he may be one of the biggest and respectable names in the movie world, Arnold Schwarzenegger is not all that good of an actor. In fact, he’s probably a lot worse than he was before, only due to the rust he’s acquired after all of those years of being the “Governator of Kellyfornia”. So, when Ayer is asking Arnold to deliver lines, as painful-sounding as they may be, you can’t help but feel bad for the guy; you can tell he’s struggling and wants to make the best of what he’s given, but he just can’t. The writing is too cheesy, too serious and too over-the-top, but not in a fun way.

Actually, that last aspect could be said for just about everybody else in this cast: “Over-the-top, but not in a fun way”. Every talented person ranging from the likes of Sam Worthington, to Joe Manganiello, and to even Terrence Howard, are all given crazy stuff to work with here, but come-off like they are either trying too hard, or not even trying at all. The only one who really gets out of this whole show alive is Mireille Enos, showing the world that she’s more than just that strong, silent type she played so effortlessly on the Killing; somehow, she can be a bit of a bad-ass chick that’s more than willing to hang, spit, drink and fight with the boys. Didn’t think the girl had it in her, but glad to see that she’s got range.

As for the rest of this movie, those who want to look past character-development, writing and acting, and just focus in on the action, may find themselves a bit pleased. Well, that’s if you’re type of “pleasurable action” revolves around people knocking-over doors, silently marching from room-to-room, and then, all of a sudden, shooting-down baddies, left and right, with blood spewing everywhere and anywhere.

Speaking of which, this movie is pretty damn gory, but gratuitously so. There’s always someone getting stabbed, or shot, or nailed to ceilings (yup, that does happen), and as shockingly brutal as it may be to see, it doesn’t really add much to the whole film in general. It just makes it seem like Ayer probably had more Heinz just waiting around on set, so he thought, “Why the ‘eff not?!?! Everybody loves A LOT of blood!!” I guess they do, but I don’t. At least not in this case, that is.

Consensus: Sabotage clearly wants to be a mean, ruthless and brutal action-thriller with lots of bad-ass moments and bad-ass characters, but ends up being dull, stupid and quite laughable at times, despite being so damn serious.

2.5 / 10 = Crapola!!

"Seely boy! You not supposed to be on that side of the tracks. Tee hee!"

“Seely boy! You not supposed to be on that side of the tracks. Tee hee!”

Photo’s Credit to: IMDBColliderJobloComingSoon.net

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30 responses to “Sabotage (2014)

  1. ninvoid99 March 28, 2014 at 4:10 am

    I knew this film wasn’t going to work. Why? 2 words: Skip Woods. The guy is a hack writer as he wrote the last Die Hard film and that bloody awful X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

  2. sidekickreviews March 28, 2014 at 7:09 am

    So David Ayer made a mess of this movie eh. Man, I really liked his writing in End of Watch and especially in Training Day. I still haven’t seen an Arnie movie, post come back. Good Review!

  3. Paul George March 28, 2014 at 8:52 am

    I like it! But the script is a mess, especially toward the end. I thought it started off well, focusing on the team (even if most of them were unlikable). And I’m not sure why Ayer co-wrote it with Skip Woods. Was one hired to try to make the script better? Or was the other hired to make it more “Hollywood.”

  4. thomasjford March 28, 2014 at 9:08 am

    How does someone who wrote Training Day and End of Watch end up involved in something like this?! Money I guess.

  5. Mark Walker March 28, 2014 at 9:24 am

    Oh dear! I expected as much, to be honest. Good stuff Dan. You suffer, so we don’t have to…. ;)

  6. lukebbtt March 28, 2014 at 9:38 am

    Oh, I wanted this one to work. It seemed like there would be some sort of twist at the end to keep me invested, but if it really is this bad, then I am watching Total Recall again instead.

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  8. Movie Quibble March 28, 2014 at 12:46 pm

    I feel as though Arnold is still staying true to himself and having fun, even if the films he’s making are pretty mediocre. On his YouTube channel he does all kinds of crazy stuff (like buying a tank and crushing things) for his and our entertainment, and his return to action movies is just another part of that. Warning, self promotion ahead: I’m currently running a competition to celebrate my 100th Movie Quibble post, it’s a top 100 list of movie props/memorabilia and you could win DVDs, Tshirts, Movie Props worth £20 and MORE. It took me quite a while to put together, so please read and enter the comp.
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  9. jklmd2002 March 28, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    Good review Dan. First one we’ve disagreed on in awhile. I liked the flawed worn down take on the team and this darker look at law enforcement that Ayer does so well.
    We did totally agree on Enos. She was a scene-stealer and a nice surprise.

  10. Jordan Richardson March 28, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    So it’s safe to say you “can’t stand it?” I know you planned it…thanks for setting it straight, this Watergate. Oh, nevermind.

  11. Jaina March 28, 2014 at 2:47 pm

    Skipped right to your rating as I thought, before reading, this might be worth a watch. Perhaps not! The trailers looked promising. As much as one of these sorts of films can be. That is some low rating right there! Wondered if, in Arnie’s comeback era, he could pull off a serious film. It doesn’t look like it…

  12. Consumed by Film March 28, 2014 at 6:17 pm

    It’s a shame to hear that this one hasn’t gone down well Dan, but I’m glad Mireille Enos gets something out of it – she’s great! For me, many of these recent attempted 80s throwbacks have meshed into one. I’m not his biggest fan, but Arnie’s fine in a goofy kind of way. These films seem to be doing him a bit of a disservice though. Top review Dan.

    Adam.

  13. Tom March 29, 2014 at 5:05 pm

    Man this is such disappointing news, but I can’t say I’m totally surprised with your score and the review, since RT has it at something like a 20% now. Was hoping this was going to be a new, grittier Arnie action thriller with perhaps some better acting but sounds like we get just the exact opposite! haha

  14. Three Rows Back March 29, 2014 at 6:05 pm

    That is a shame. Arnie can’t get the comeback hit he needs can he?

  15. Jeanette March 31, 2014 at 5:07 pm

    Great review – glad to see we were on the same page here – and I completely agree with “over-the-top, but not in a fun way!” Every single character was so horrible, you couldn’t root for anybody!

  16. sohansurag April 3, 2014 at 8:42 am

    “Ayer probably had more Heinz just waiting around on set” ROFL!
    Like you, I wanted this movie to turn out good. :-/
    Here’s What I Thought! http://whatithot.wordpress.com/2014/03/29/sabotage-what-i-thought/

  17. Dan April 5, 2014 at 4:24 pm

    Ouch… Arnie’s comeback isn’t quite working out as he would have hoped then!

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