Let Me Take a Minute to Introduce Myself
Hello, hello out there! For all of you who don’t already know this by now, my name is actually Dan, yes, I am a man (if being born in 1993 counts), and yes, I do review movies. Actually, let me correct that in by saying, A LOT of movies. Yeah, I basically started to have no life back in the Summer of 2009, when I decided that it was time for me to combine both of my love for writing and watching movies together and see what I could do with it. At first, it was just a meaningless hobby that gave me an excuse to watch over 3 movies a day and tell my mommy and daddy that it would help me-out in school, but now, it’s practically became a job for yours truly. I’m a movie-nerd, but don’t let that fool you, I haven’t seen every movie known to man. So, if you’re thinking about quizzing me on which movie won Best Picture in 1938, don’t worry, I’m not going to try and slash you away with my movie-knowledge, because I don’t have much to begin with. By the way, the answer to that was The Life of Emile Zola, but trust me, I got lucky with that one.
Anywho, I’m from Philadelphia and I’ve been representing it ever since the day I was born so if you live there, visit there occasionally, or know where it’s placed-at on the map, then cool, let me know. The way you can contact me about anything whether it be pertaining to business ideas, reviews, needing somebody to talk to, movie trivia, or just anything at all, let me know at CMrok93@yahoo.com. I’m a geek when it comes to my e-mail so if you send me one, I will most likely get back to you within the next hour or so. It makes me feel more special that way.
But now that you know me, and for all that I am, I hope you enjoy what you see here on my site and don’t let it get to you that I am still a young whipper snapper seeing all of these dirty, R-rated movies and cursing like a truck-driver, because trust me, I’m not that much of a potty-mouth in real life. I just want people to know that I’m cool because I use curse words to show how serious I am. Aren’t we all like that? Okay, maybe not really but anyway, thanks for checking out my site and if there is anything you ever need to ask me or anything whatsoever, you have the e-mail address so just let me know. Peace out, everybody! Enjoy the foul-mouthed, terribly-written movie reviews!

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very good site… congratulations man! you have shared a lot of film archives…
love you babe
Nice sweater Dan-O! Can you review Jurassic Park?
Not bad, Mr. Dan ‘O Neil. Could you possibly do one about Iron Man 2? I’d greatly appreciate it.
hahaa
Cool blog. Stop and check mine out at themoviebros.wordpress.com
Thanks for reading! We added you to our blog roll.
OK, got your comment today and put your site on the blogroll for Magic Lantern Film Blog. Sorry – I thought we were on each other’s sites all this time and it turns out we were not.
Thanks!!!
Peter Eramo
Magic Lantern Film Blog
dan i loovveeee your sitteeee!!
lik da site
Great blog, man! BTW, loved the City of God reference at the top
Awesome site man. The team at ThatWasJunk.com are from the Philadelphia area also
Don’t be a stranger.
anchorman?
i really like ur site dude..it gives me lot of information about movies..Keep on Blogging..:)
Hey man I really appreciate your comments on my site. I’ve been checking out your reviews and you have a lot of talent. I couldnt believe you’re only 17. I’ve been writing for a long time (it’s my full-time job) and I’m super impressed. Keep up the good work.
Nice blog man, I was expecting the general mainstream hyped movies, but you have quite the eclectic taste in films. Keep it up writer!
Great blog! I am going to link it on mine.
JP
Hi your Blog was so nice. Expecting some more good films review here. I am also a Movie Buff. Wanna like to share my experience about International movies. Cheers
nice.
Welcome to wordpress, from one Dan to another
Nice reviews Dan. Although, we cover mostly music, you can find plenty of film reviews on http://klyam.com/ as you know, having come across my Get Him to the Greek review. An archive of reviews is in the works, but for now just type in “film review” or “film reviews,” in the search bar whenever you get a chance.
Cool Dan, it’s obvious you enjoy movies, and equally as obvious that you enjoy writing. Now that I know where you are online I’ll come check you out more often. Take care . . . .and dope sweater . . .
Hi Dan… thanks for calling in over at The Hell Street Journal. I have read through some of your reviews here and I am very impressed. I love how you seem at ease writing about almost any genre… its just gotta be the sweater. Keep it up.
Thanks for dropping by my blog, I appreciate it very much
I love your web site and your reviews, and I have added you to our blogroll. Thanks again and keep up the good work.
Hi DTM -
Thanks for stopping my site – The Arts. You wrote:
Nice review. Check out mine when you get the chance.
Well here I am Dude. I like the looks of the place. I will add you to my blogroll.
Only you should have actually read my review which said:
Although I had noted on my Coming Attractions page that I would review Battle: Los Angeles, I’ve decided to forego doing so for the time being. Instead of forking over some dead presidents to the AMC Movie Theater chain, I’ll wait until Netflix makes it available.
So you actually complimented my non-review. But you’re forgiven. Kindly return the favor and add me to your blogroll.
JustMeMike
You look like such a flaming faggot. Who the hell spends there free time watching movies made over 11 years ago by them selves? Cock shinning losers thats who. Maybe you should step outside of the basement some time you basement dweller
Yet another fine example of the Greater Internet F*ckwad theory. Pay no attention.
you are a moron!
general question: I was going through your reviews and was wondering whether you had rated any movie 10/10 – I tried looking for a tag but couldn’t find any. I did find you 9-9.5/10 reviews xD
Hey there,
I’ve tried to send you an email but it bouced back…
Weird…
17! Impressive and a comprehensive site indeed. . .
cool blog
Very nice site and thank you for commenting on some of my reviews too
Great blog! Love the header image. Thanks for stopping by my blog also!
Seems to have a lot of reading for me .. how long have you had this site?
Hi, there! Cryptotox here from the Errant Easel. Just wanted to thank you for stopping by and to tell you how much I enjoy your reviews! Best of luck to you and I’ll keep checking back for your updates!
Good job on the site! I’m enjoying reading your reviews on what seems to be pretty much every film released in the last 30 years. Keep up the good work.
Hey Dan, thanks for checking out NerdArena! Loving your work. Peace brother!
Nice Blog Dan,
I have added your blog link to My Blog’s “Link Heaven” Page.
Keep Writing
-MadhaV
Hey man, I’m totally digging the site. The reviews have a good flow, and their definitely helpful. You’re definitely getting a place on the Diary of a Geek Blogroll.
Keep on Truckin’
Good stuff.
Well Dan O., a long trip starts with the first step. Despite the young of age, you’ve moved forward several steps
Your header image is cool. I like the movie (City of God). Viva movie bloggers !!
Hey really like your blog. Thanks for commenting on my posts, I’ve added you to my blogroll. Would be great if you would do the same.
Cheers Dan
Bro,
Have been to your site a number of times, and love it. I enjoy writing movie reviews as well, and love checking out the movies you’ve seen. Keep writing man!
You’ve seen so many movies! You made me want to watch some films after reading some of your reviews. Nice work! I agree with Aaron, keep on writing!
Thanks for comment! I can’t wait to start reading your reviews. It looks like you have a lot to say
Thank you for your comment on my post.
You look to have similar taste in film and great style of reviewing. Doesn’t hurt that your icon image is Hawkeye and thats just badass!
Hey, Dan, appreciate another film buff. What do you think about these films? “Forrest Gump,” “Life Is Beautiful,” and “The Miracle Worker”?
I do think the film “Lorax” is funnier, but I don’t think Dr. Seuss really intended it to be funny, really very serious.
Have fun!
Awesome site man, maybe you could check mine out age aint a thing when you know what you are talking about and you certainly do, keep up the good work.
http://mrbignewsandreviews.wordpress.com/
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Hey Dan! Been following for awhile now–love your reviews! Just wanted to let you know that I selected you for a Liebster Blog Award! But I think you may have more than 200 followers–not sure–but I visit your site regularly and wanted to give you a shout out!
“Here we are now, entertain us” as hummed by the barbershop quartet in the Muppets. Enjoy your posts Dan; good stuff.
From what I’ve seen you do a great job reviewing movies. It’s awesome that you’re doing reviews because you genuinely like movies. Love of the medium is a must for a critic. Keep them up.
Great site and good reviews. Keep up the good work.
Hope you don’t mine me posting a link to my movie blog?
I have added a link to your site on my links page.
http://wildermoviereviews.blogspot.co.uk/p/welcome.html
@wildermovreviews
http://www.facebook.com/WilderMovieReviews
Loving your work, will be a regular returner
What part of Philly are you from Dan? I too was born and raised in Philly. I live in S. Jersey now, but I still go back to the old neighborhood for my weekly basketball games.
Great review. There a lot of fun to read. Also, thanks for post a comment on my blog. Not that many people do that.
Just stopped by your blog and liking what I see! I’ll be coming back for more!
Thanks for the comments. I enjoy reading your reviews
Keep them coming….
Thanks for the comments. I enjoy reading your reviews
Keep them coming…. – Tony
Thanks for stopping by The Disgruntled Individual, and for leaving kind words. Your reviews are more then worth a read, and to that end, I’m adding you to my blog roll.
Keep up the good work: your fellow cinephiles appreciate it.
Great site. I’m loving the emphasis on horror movies lately. Keep it going! I’ll add you to my blog roll.
I love your site! Great job posting regularly and writing such detailed reviews!
Your posts surely do show your passion about movies. I’ve seen you over at cinemawon, where I dwell, and as you may noticed that there have been a number of writers who have just given up.
You have to really love this to keep om doing it, especially in this volume.
My only problems are your reviews are a bit lengthy, which might turn some people away, especially if they just use this to see what kind of movies to watch on Netflix, but also I’ve noticed the lack of a proper archive.
Sure, you do have the collapsable list, but you don’t have one massive, easy to acess tab. This allows people to easily browse past reviews without much effort.
You need to update- you are an older man, now.
Wow! You have an awesome blog! I really enjoy reading your reviews, and you are sort of teaching me how to review movies on my own blog! Thanks!
Great site with a lot of interesting movie choices. Like the fact we have the same theme! I’ve followed you; would be pleased as punch if you choose to follow me too!
great site loving the last line in “let me take a minute to introduce myself”
Great site you got here and good reviews. Keep it up!
Hey! I really feel honored that you visited my blog.
And you sure are a movie addict. LOL! will definitely go on reading your reviews. Take care young man!
The Dragons Loyalty Award is for you! http://thepoppedcorn.wordpress.com/2013/03/12/dragons-loyalty-award/
howdy man just wanted to swing by and let you know that you’ve been nominated for a Dragon’s Loyalty Award: http://hypersonic55.wordpress.com/2013/03/18/i-got-me-the-dragons-loyalty-award-yay/
Thanks for stopping by my blog! I lived in Philly for two years before a Maryland migration for work–fun place! Good site you have here.
http://oracleoffilm.com/2013/03/22/dragons-loyalty-award/ You have been nominated for an award.
Thanks for visiting and commenting on my blog! I’ve got more to come and look forward to reading yours as well.
Good day to you man, just wanted to let you know I nominated you for an award in the shape of The Very Inspiring Blogger Award: http://hypersonic55.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/the-very-inspiring-blogger-award/
Hello Dan! Thanks for dropping by my site and posting. Checking out your gig here, I must say you’re not doing too shabby there! Great site. I’ll definitely put you on my blog roll (whenever I get the chance to figure out to create one!).
I have nominated you for an award here http://ireviewalotofpointlessthings.wordpress.com/2013/03/29/liebster-award/
Philly in the house! Only 20 minutes away from Ben Franklin from me. Great blog and thanks for dropping by my blogs and leaving comments!
http://oracleoffilm.com/2013/03/29/liebster-award/ I nominated you for an award.
Hey Dan,
This is Alene from “When it’s Over” movie reviews. Your blog is very cool. I like how you integrate humor and depth in your reviews. Great work. Thanks for visiting my blog and leaving comments.
Thanks for the comment on my blog, http://cosmiccatacombs.blogspot.com/
Nice site you got here; I’ve added you to My Blog List on my blog.
Dan, thanks for the comment. You have a good blog here. Personally I wish all movie review sites were geared toward mass interest and not dissecting this scene or that one. Come visit mine anytime, feedback is always welcome; http://mahoneyville.com
Thanks for your review. Your reviews are great and I like reading your blog.
I will surely look deeper into your blog. You do have a vast knowledge about movies. Kudos!
Excellent blog Dan.
I visited Philadelphia last year with my parents and I had one of those Philly steaks (FYI). It tasted so goooddd. haha LOL.
Keep up the good work, you’re the man!