The Judge (2014)

Usually it’s the dad bailing the son out of jail, not the other way around. But hey, I’m not from the South, so whatever!

Henry “Hank” Palmer (Robert Downey Jr.) is a hotshot lawyer who always defends the obviously-guilty, and somehow, always ends up winning. However, his shattered personal life is starting to catch up with his successful professional-career, when he hears news of his mother’s passing. This puts him on a journey to go back to where he started from; which, in this case, would be the small town of Carlinville, Indiana where, unsurprisingly, his estranged father (Robert Duvall) is still the town’s respected judge. But see, even his personal life begins to catch up with him when, on one fateful night, the Judge supposedly runs over and kills the town degenerate. And normally, nobody would care, because the guy was a total prick, but the family does and they’re taking the Judge to court! Not to mention, they’ve equipped themselves with one of the meanest, cruelest lawyers in the world, Dwight Dickham (Billy Bob Thornton). This seems like the perfect opportunity for Hank to stand up and defend his father, but since their relationship isn’t the most ideal, he hesitates. That is, until he realizes that maybe his father needs him, and now, more than ever before for reasons that will shock and shape his life, whether he wants to accept it or not.

So while this movie seems like total Oscar-bait from the plot, to the cast, and even to the subject-matter itself (courtroom genres are usually a big plus in the eyes of the 80-90-year-old Academy voters), there’s just one big element keeping it away from making that a reality: Director David Dobkin. Sure, to some, the name may not mean much. Well, let me put it in terms to make you understand: Dobkin is the director of such hits as Wedding Crashers, the Change-UpShanghai Knights, and Fred Claus.

“Vera Farmiga with arm-tat” is totally “slumming it”.

Yes. Fred freakin’ Claus, everybody! The movie still finds a way to pop-up in everybody’s head, even if it’s as relevant as a box of Chia Pets.

And while at least more than half of those movies are fine, entertaining-pieces of cinema, they’re mostly all, immature, R-rated comedies that make people stand up, laugh, hit themselves silly, go home, and continue on with their everyday lives, but now continuously quote “that hilarious movie they saw with their buddies last weekend”. Those are the same kinds of people that, mind you, don’t really seem like they’d be all that enthused by the Judge, even if it does have a few of those “hee hee” moments.

But then again, I can’t hate on a director who wants to actually branch-out and try something new for once. Sometimes, the most unique movies come from those creators who were pigeon-holed as being a director of one certain genre and sticking to it, and decided to tell the world to “kiss off” and do something different, regardless of how much it would set people back. Though I’m drawing blanks on a few examples, I know they’re out there! But sadly, David Dobkin’s the Judge won’t be joining that list because this is a mess, and understandably so. Dobkin is a director that’s too inclined to just throw in a poop or fart gag, so that when he has to deliver on these strong, compelling moments of drama, they don’t quite mesh so well with the many scenes we get in which we think Downey’s character has possibly hooked up with his own biological daughter.

Not only does this create a jumble between tones, but it makes you wonder what could have happened, had the Judge been given a director that’s more comfortable with both sides of the table. Because, as much as I didn’t want to admit it, there are a few scenes of drama that are well-done and make some of this material, as well as the characters, slightly interesting. But then, moments later, after this touching scene has occurred, Dobkin will make a kind-of-a-joke about how Duvall’s character is incapable of controlling his bowels. And no, I am not kidding you, some of that is actually played up for a joke and it feels oddly-placed.

And that’s pretty much how the whole film is: Sometimes interesting, sometimes not. Most of this is because Dobkin isn’t all that capable of handling drama and comedy together, and also, because his movie just gets more and more conventional as it runs on along. Which was fine because I knew it was going to turn into that after a certain while, but nearly two-and-a-half-hours of waiting till a conclusion that we can already pin-point from a mile away, is a bit too much. Especially when one has to deal with all of the rough patches Dobkin goes through in order to build up to the predictable climax.

But if anything, the Judge makes you wish this kind of high-caliber cast had been given a better movie, because mostly everybody here is good, and sometimes, trying way harder than they need to. Though Robert Downey Jr. is, essentially, playing the same snarky character we’ve seen him do since the beginning of his career, there’s something slightly refreshing in seeing it done now, as an actual person, rather than as Tony Stark, or Sherlock Holmes. Not saying that either one of those characters are bad, but if it came down to RDJ having to play human beings for the rest of his life, as opposed to multi-million-dollar franchise “names”, I’d be happy with him just being Charlie Chaplin again.

RDJ just can't handle this right now. Like OMG.
RDJ just can’t handle this right now. Like OMG.

As long as he stays away from the drugs, that is.

Same goes for Robert Duvall, an actor who, because I haven’t seen him in quite some time, totally left my mind as being a capable actor. But here he is, pushing 83 and giving a good performance as the grumpy curmudgeon that is our titled-character. Though most of the movie is Duvall growling and looking pissed, the scenes he has with Downey Jr. feel like they come from a soft spot in both of their hearts, and to me, really struck a chord. Even if the rest of the movie was manipulative, over-stuffed, over-long, jumbled, and messy, these two being on screen together and just acting their behinds off was more than enough for me.

That said, David Dobkin should just stick to hand job-gags. Those seem to work out best for him in the end.

Consensus: Despite a strong cast trying with everything each and everyone of them have got, the Judge turns out being a jumbled-up mess of comedy, drama, family-dynamics, courtroom arguments, and ill-placed jokes, all coming to a predictable end.

 5.5 / 10 = Rental!!


Photo’s Credit to: Goggle Images


  1. The Judge looked exactly like it was swinging for the Oscars. It reminds me of when the trailer for Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close came out. I didn’t know that about the director, so it all seems to make sense now that you’ve mentioned his background and how it seems like he and the drama genre don’t seem to mesh the best, at least not yet. Great review, Dan. I may wait to rent this now!

  2. I’ll be honest, I’m looking forward to seeing this and haven’t yet, so I scrolled right down to your rating. Bummer man! How can this be a rental!?! RDJ and Duvall playing off each other? C’mon! Guess I’ll have to wait to see it :/

  3. I had the same reaction. Your review does a great job selling the movie. I was eager to find it and get going – then I saw the 5.5 rating and final paragraph. Hmmm.

    Good work on the review, though! Well written.

  4. Great review. I’m going to see this Monday, I don’t have the highest expectations, but I just crave the theater experience. I can’t help it. ha

  5. I saw The Judge at the Mill Valley Film Festival last weekend (Oct 3rd) . I’m with Dan as the selection of Dobkin is a bit strange as this courtroom family drama combo is not what he’s known for. But Dan said that he applauds Dobkin for trying to branch out.

    He can try all he wants but some one had to hire him as this wasn’t his property. I’d bet Dobkins’s next is no where near this kind of film.

    My review places the film somewhere between must miss and must see. After all, no matter who directs and no matter who writes the screenplay – Duvall facing off as the crusty conservative judge against his own fast living lawyer son (Downey Jr.) is enough of a reason to see it. I said if you don’t go in expecting A Few Good Men or To Kill a Mockingbird – which are two of the best trial and courtroom films ever – you should come out not regretting that you went in.

  6. Before seeing this movie to give my own thoughts, I also scrolled down to your rating… and decided to read the rest after I saw it.
    To a point, I agree with the negatives, but I’m more inclined to go to this from a positive angle. Especially since Downey is an actor I hold to a higher standard than anyone else… not to mention I’m a huge fan of him as a person as well. Thought this was a great debut for his production company and as much as I want to see him get an Oscar for this, I couldn’t help but that honor better belonged to Jeremy Strong and/or Robert Duvall.
    Probably the best part was that it was a great theatrical experience. The movie had a lot of LOL moments that helped break up the dramatic bits.

  7. We when to see this a few nights ago. We enjoyed it very much. However it is a really long movie and in some places seemed to drag. Both Roberts did a great job. Actually the funny parts help a lot. Some of them were even funnier cause we were not ready to break out laughing. We both thought your rating was right on. However the acting of the actors was a strong part of making the money a good one and well worth the sitting though. I would recommend seeing it.

  8. I also like when directors try to branch out and try new things, but I agree that Dobkin feels very out of his element with The Judge. The subplot about him possibly hooking up with his daughter is so bizarre and not funny. The movie is a bloated, jumbled mess. I also wish RDJ and Robert Duvall had better material. Although they make the best of it and their performances are solid. Plus they have excellent chemistry. Their interactions are the only reason to bother with this otherwise skippable, predictable film.

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