I don’t want me Roger Stone, but I want me a Roger Stone-type, if there’s such a distinction.
You may have heard the name before, but you sure as hell don’t know the face, or the actual accomplishments. To put it as simple as this: Roger Stone is the main reason why there’s been so many Republicans in office these past many decades. If it weren’t for him, we wouldn’t have had Nixon, Reagen, Bush, and sure as hell not Trump, in office. But how? Better yet, why? Well, those are two very hard questions to answer, but through as much detail and insider-information as he can possibly give us, Roger Stone will fill us in on a few of his little secrets, and why the hell he’s stuck around so many of these conservatives in the first place.
Or better yet, why he’s still sticking around Trump, despite the guy apparently not having anymore use for him.
Get Me Roger Stone comes ridiculously, almost dangerously close to seeming like a puff-piece for someone who, no doubt about it, is great at their job, but is also a bit of a dick. But how much of a dick is he, really? Or hell, the better question would be just how much of him is actually a dick, and how much of it is a put-on for the rest of the world of media? In all honesty, Get Me Roger Stone never comes up with the answer to that burning question, but it still remains an entertaining portrait of a man you didn’t think you wanted to know anything about in the first place.
Like at all.
Because see, what Get Me Roger Stone does, and does well, is that despite giving us a solid portrait of this challenging, arrogant man, it also makes us realize the obvious truth that, yeah, those people on the other side of the political-spectrum, despite believing in asinine, outdated and prejudicial ideas about society, are still human beings. Get Me Roger Stone is a smart movie in that it shows why Roger Stone, as a voice for all the Republicans and Conservatives out there in the world, still deserves to be hear and, at the very least, understood; we don’t have to agree with the guy, but like you or I, he’s got thoughts and opinions and yeah, they ought to be heard.
Oh, now Tricky Dick? Get me the actual Roger Stone!
Then again, the movie is smart enough in that it doesn’t make any apologies for the guys actions, either. More often than not, Stone will reveal something almost shocking to the camera about his dirty tricks, and sure, while it may seem like he’s a bad person for doing the sort of stuff he essentially brags about, the movie also makes us realize that, hey, it’s his job to be this dirty. And better yet, he’s also doing his job; almost every politician that he’s helped back up has become President, when it seemed like they didn’t have a prayer of ever getting into office.
Sure, he’s a dick. No doubt about it. But man, he sure knows politics.
And that’s all Get Me Roger Stone comes down to. By the end it starts to get serious and discuss Trump, but really, it’s a light, entertaining and sometimes hilarious look at the backstabbing, the gossip, and playtime that is politics. It’s a movie that’s as in love with the idea of politics, as much as it is with Roger Stone, or people just like him, but it also can’t forget that there is something fascinating about this guy, the way he carries himself, and just why he’s been so under-the-radar. After all, with a winning-record like his, maybe he should have been President, rather than Code Orange?
Actually, then again, nope. I’m fine. Let’s just get someone else and quick.
Consensus: Maybe not the deepest, most thought-provoking documentary about the blue politicians out there in the world, Get Me Roger Stone is still a fun, entertaining and insightful look at this one man, his career, as well as the rough, tough, but impressive job he has to do in order to win.
7 / 10
Oh, and second though, never mind. This one’s already tainted. Get me another one.
Photos Courtesy of: Vice, National Review, Roger Ebert